The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre

When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. “She seemed so harmless,” the neighbors will say. “We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow.” But we knew better.

The provenance of this Hello Kitty chainsaw, complete with a splatter pattern of purple hearts on the blade, is unknown, and maybe it’s better that way. The less we know, the less likely we are to be dragged in as material witnesses. [Hello Kitty Hell via Make]

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